The Lost Dr. Seuss Poem

Well today is officially my second day of Medical Leave. So for those of you who have to work, I hope you enjoy this. :)

I love my job, I love my pay. I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best. I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my office and it's location. I even hate to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day.
I think my job is really swell. There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,I love their leers, jeers and sneers.
I love my computer and it's software. I hug it often though it won't care.
I love each program and every file. I'd love them more, if they worked a while.
I'm happy to be here. I am, I am. I'm the happiest slave at the firm, I am.
I love this work, I love the chores. I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job, I'll say it again. I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today, in clean white coats to take me away!!!